There once was a lovable demon named Kil’jaeden (what is it with demons and apostrophes). One day he found a font of arcane power so vast, and he felt his tummy rumbling. “I’ll just hop in here for a moment, just a taste of supreme power,” he thought. He sat and ate and ate, growing larger and larger. When he had soaked in all the power, he went to leave, but couldn’t get back out! “Oh bother,” he said. “I do hope my friends find me before those nasty Legions raiders.”

Congratulations guys! We had a rough few weeks with summer vacations and general attrition, but we held through, pulled together and downed this guy like we deserved. TBC has been a great experience and now we can only look forward to WotLK!

Loot:

Helm of Burning Righteousness - Grats Fruitloops
Crux of the Apocalypse - Grats Beargryllz
Thalassian Ranger Gauntlets - Grats Langjihad
Dark Conjuror’s Collar - Grats Blacksabath

This may be the most retardation ever featured on this page. We really tried hard to up the retardation level, and I think you’ll find we’ve delivered.

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M’uru is being called the hardest boss in WoW, ever. I wouldn’t disagree; the degree to which this fight is balanced is insane. It took us longer than any fight we’ve ever done by a significant margin. It was tough on morale and our nerves and it is a testament to this guild to have finished this fight. It should come as no surprise that M’uru is taking his moment in the spotlight and milking it with corporate sponsorships:

Sellout.

Loot:

Ring of Hardened Resolve - Grats Vulcann
Sunglow Vest - Grats Implicit
Sin’dorei Band of Triumph - Grats Langjihad
Gauntlets of the Soothed Soul - Varminttang

Two months for a kill = a LOT of dumb!

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First, a toast.

Now, another twin fight from Blizzard? Are they on the take from Doublemint or something? On the surface, it looked great: two sexy girls with hooves inviting us to their island penthouse. It sounded great, but after a couple weeks that plotline was looking like something out of an Eli Roth movie. With so many catch-phrases lying around, it was hard to pick just one:

Bitches get stitches:

We killed them in some order where they drop more loot or something, and they sure put out:

Golden Bow of Quel’Thalas - Langjihad
Boots of the Tempest - Animosity
Crimson Paragon’s Cover - Vulcann
Archon’s Gavel - Windfurby
Amulet of Unfettered Magics - Aristoteles
Sin’dorei Pendant of Triumph - Dochalliday

The advantage of a hard boss? Lots of:

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Using the latest in advanced holographic image projection I have provided this high quality animation of the Legions learning process on Felmyst:

This was the first thing resembling a solid challenge we’ve had in Sunwell. Definitely not an pushover. Maybe a popover, or possibly a Danish.

Loot was:

Boots of the Tempest - Grats Tempestra
Slayer’s Boots - Grats Nelalas and Kabasue
Leggings of the Immortal Night - Grats Nelalas

Best part about how long it took to learn this fight is the ample amount of stupid shit we’ve said in the past couple weeks:

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If there is one thing the Brutallus encounter is designed to test, it is your willingness to throw thousands of gold into yet another ugly demon kinda monster-thing. It is only a matter of time before he gets wise and starts marketing his own line of consumables:

A very satisfying kill. Definitely a gear/consumable check more than anything, but it does demand perfect execution by everyone in the raid. Luckily for us, “execute” is the only thing half the guild listens for on Ventrilo anymore:

Loot was:

Leggings of Calamity - Grats Tempestra
Belt of the Malefic - Grats Blacksabath
Onslaught Waistguard - Grats Vulcann
Thunderheart Waistguard - Grats Zadiel

Watch this section carefully in the next few days, I’ve got a special treat planned. Until then, enjoy:

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Seriously though I don’t know anything about lore but it seems like every single dragon we see in this game is corrupted by demons or madness or pollution or whatever and then turns into some stupid boss fight that always includes tail swipe and some sort of breath attack.

So far we’ve been excited with the level of boss fights in Sunwell, even if Blizzard did plagiarize the ideas somewhat:

Our greatest foe tried its hardest to prevent us from killing this boss today, putting both our MT and primary OT out of commission for the night, but we are used to its tricks and managed to work around it nonetheless:

Loot was:

Starstalker Legguards - Grats Dochalliday
Lightbringer Bracers - Grats Varminttang
Onslaught Wristguards - Grats Ketrew
Thunderheart Wristguards - Grats Zadiel

On a sober note, we’d like to dedicate this kill to Tempestra’s grandfather, who passed away this last week. Our sympathies.

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After 17 kills off the emo-lord of Outland, we finally managed to procure one of the two gigantic swords he has and uses every week from the corpse and awarded it to our resident blind guy Nelalas:

We know, we know, MONTHSBEHIND.COM. I know what you’re really here for anyway. Too bad farming isn’t as funny as new content.

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