We were all casuals at one point. Scraping along, doing a quest or instance run here and there. Making ends meet somehow, scalping “of the Whale” greens on the AH and running casinos in IF until The Man shut us down. So when Legions asks you to write them a story about the highs and lows of Outland’s playground, that bright spot in the muck of Zangarmarsh, there is only one thing to do. Get as many illicit consumables as you can find, load up the Cadillac, and remember:

After the buzz wore off, we found ourselves standing over the body of a dead hooker. Sporting a massive hangover, we sprung into action: we looted her corpse and took some incriminating photos:

Serpent Spine Longbow - Grats Namuka
Coral Band of the Revived - Grats Lifeforce
Cowl of Tirisfal - Grats Fargomz
Crystalforge Greathelm - Grats Lotharius

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After a few nights of increasingly close attempts, we went in fresh tonight and one-shotted this fool. It was a difficult fight, not because Leo Wonder was overly hard, but the painful memories he awakened in some of our members had them battling inner demons they thought had been long since laid to rest:

Luckily, even the most haunting memories of our past can be cleansed with a good dose of damage gear and a windfury totem or two.

Loot:

Girdle of the Invulnerable - Grats Edo
Rift Stalker Gauntlets - Grats Namuka
Crystalforge Gloves - Grats Kalid

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After finally getting everyone keyed, we took our first look into The Eye tonight. In our explorations, we happened upon an ancient relic of a time long past. We looked among our number, wondering who had the long years of experience to understand how to unlock the mysteries held within this timeless treasure. Luckily, we brought Seph.

Two quarters later and we had the high score:

Loot was pretty good:

Collar of the Grand Engineer - Grats Mckyla
Cataclysm Shoulderplates - Grats Mckyla (lootwhore)
Mantle of Tirisfal - Grats Tempestra

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