More like loot council

After battling our way through hordes of laser robots and more blood elves than even Zadiel could possibly enjoy, we found a few dudes who reaffirmed that end-game raiding is, indeed, serious business:

referendum to suck less will now be hearOHSHI

Legions is a guild of the people, for the people. Stick it to the man, man:


Loot:

Belt of Divine Guidance - Grats Lifeforce
Onslaught Greaves - Grats Naxxramas
Leggings of the Tempest - Grats Animosity

Naturally, its not BT if you don’t get a picture with the big guy:

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Mother Shahraz gives it up

As a Warlock, I’ve hung around with demons enough to know that you can never really tell where they’ve been or what they’ve been doing. Lets just say they aren’t called “The Burning Legion” for nothing. Thats why, when facing off against a demon with a reputation like Mother Shahraz, we dug deep into our coffers and made sure we came protected:

gibbed for her pleasure

Her pleasure indeed:


She knows how to please:

Blade of Savagery - Grats Ashuri
Mantle of the Tempest - Grats Tempestra
Lightbringer Pauldrons - Grats Lotharius

A really dumb fight. They might as well have an NPC standing there that you hand a couple hundred primals, hearts of darkness and void crystals to in order to unlock a chest that has loot in it each week.

In other news, congratulations to Linguz for completing his Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian today! Now we’ll be able to get to Karazhan faster than ever!

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Reliquary of Lols

I’m not sure what the lore is that explains why a giant floating rock with faces on it is living in a giant skeleton ribcage in the Black Temple’s guest room. It probably has something to do with spaceships and the Burning Legion and demons and corruption blah blah blah. Regardless, it’ll never sing opera, deliver sneaky burgers, or attempt to overthrow Little Brother again:

phantom of the sneak king for vendetta


Dropped some stuff:

Translucent Spellthread Necklace - Grats Blacksabath
Crown of Empowered Fate - Grats Varminttang

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Gurtogg Bloodboil is put on ice

In our explorations of the Black Temple, we happened upon a strange series of rooms. They were full of flowing waterfalls and strong, proud warriors, battling to be the best. Their leader, however, was nothing more than a common splicer (juiced up with the Enrage plasmid):

We whacked him a few times with the wrench and he went down without much complaint.


Loot was decent:

Wand of Prismatic Focus - Grats Winie
Shroud of Forgiveness - Grats Pyram

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Legions is recruiting!
Uncle Sam, Big Brother, whats the difference anymore?

We’re looking for a few new players! We are currently most interested in finding an exceptional shadow priest and warlock, but we’re also looking for a few more classes. You can find details by registering for our forum and visiting our application forum here.