First, a toast.

Now, another twin fight from Blizzard? Are they on the take from Doublemint or something? On the surface, it looked great: two sexy girls with hooves inviting us to their island penthouse. It sounded great, but after a couple weeks that plotline was looking like something out of an Eli Roth movie. With so many catch-phrases lying around, it was hard to pick just one:

Bitches get stitches:

We killed them in some order where they drop more loot or something, and they sure put out:

Golden Bow of Quel’Thalas - Langjihad
Boots of the Tempest - Animosity
Crimson Paragon’s Cover - Vulcann
Archon’s Gavel - Windfurby
Amulet of Unfettered Magics - Aristoteles
Sin’dorei Pendant of Triumph - Dochalliday

The advantage of a hard boss? Lots of:

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