I cast Magic Missile at the One Light in the Darkness…

With a little wishful thinking and some inspiration from our personal hero, we knocked out Yogg-Saron with one keeper up as if we had all four lights in the darkness helping out:

THERE ARE FOUR KEEPERS

(read this if you’re one of those people who need jokes explained)

Legions does not submit to “enhanced interrogation” techniques:

This finished up Heroic: Glory of the Raider for many of our raiders, resulting in another proto-drake collage:

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Congrats everyone!

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The Hammer is my…

Our very own Pyram’s secret identity was revealed in a not-very-epic Yogg-Saron fight tonight that involved some kind of mouth opening thing:

the hammer is his penis

(If you don’t know what this is, watch this you heathen)

Congrats to him on our first Val’anyr, Hammer of Ancient Kings:

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And a quick little quote teaser for future conquests…

Pizza Chat

Through the Fire and the Frostbombs

After being reminded for the four trillionth time in their WoW careers that standing in fire is not a good idea, we learned that we needed more than raiding skill. Only the power of marriage counseling via firefighting could we be successful:

i doubt anyone even saw this movie so the reference will probably be lost on most of you

We knocked out the Mimiron hard mode Firefighter achievement tonight, finishing our last of the four keepers and gaining the final sigil needed for entrance to the Algalon ride. Good job everyone!

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fire in the disco

Grats Shelendil on the hard mode loot: Conductive Seal

Next up: Heroic Glory of the Ulduar Raider and Algalon himself!

A Cautionary Tale

Our resident feral druid had a harrowing experience with explosives while celebrating the 4th of July. Click here for the full story.

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